RELEASE THE FANGIRL! Stop It, GOT7! Just Stop!

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It’s no secret that this past weekend I’ve been off in Starlight heaven, taking full advantage of a rare opportunity to swoon over my beloved VIXX in person, but now that VIXX has gone and I’m forced back into reality on my lonely side of the planet, I’ve been forced to turn to other loves, to help me cope with the pain of the most excruciating bout of post concert depression I have ever experienced in my entire fangirl life.

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As I’ve wandered the vastness of YouTube these past couple of days, in a half-hearted attempt to chase VIXX from my mind, I’ve stumbled across a most glorious video, that has been the only thing amazing enough to thoroughly distract me from the memories of Leo’s hand pressed against my own. (Oh flip! Why did I start thinking about that again!?! LEO…)

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Okay, so maybe I’m not completely over my VIXX feels yet but GOT7 has certainly provided me with a worthy distraction and I thank them for it because seriously, if it weren’t for them releasing the dance practice video for their latest release, “Stop Stop It” I’d be a total goner. Or maybe it’s because they released this video, I’m a goner??? I think I need to watch these three and a half minutes of gloriousness again and then maybe I can decide…

Welp! Now I know! It’s BECAUSE of these stinking boys that I can no longer breathe. GOOD GRIEF GOT7, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?! I mean I appreciate the distraction and all but seriously? Why must you wish death upon your loyal noona? I’ve been nothing but loving and supportive since the moment you debuted yet here you are, trying to kill me with your flipping… Flipping… ASDFJKL!

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Watching this stupidly amazing video, all I can do is scream as each and every member of this stinking band sends me into convulsions. (In the best way possible, of course.) Seriously! How am I supposed to handle these boys? I’m convinced GOT7 should never be allowed to dress in anything other than these stupid white shirts and black pants because HOLY FLIP! And then there’s JB  and the way he has just the right amount of buttons undone… Ugh! Of course Jr doesn’t help anyone with his flirty little lip biting and his heavenly voice and the punky way he unbuttoned that top button… Grrr! I think he needs to go sit in a corner and think about what it is he’s doing to his fans because seriously, he’s too much. And then there’s Mark and all of his flipping perfection… And Bam Bam looking way too sexy for his own good… And Youngjae with his fabulous hair and angelic voice… And Jackson with all of his Jackson-ness… AUGH! PLEASE BOYS STOP! JUST STOP! I can’t handle you with all of your beautiful perfection and your stupid wiggles! DARN WIGGLES! And then there’s Yugyeom… Oh Yugyeom! Please stop making me love you! PLEASE!

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Like I said, I appreciate GOT7 for providing me with a distraction from all of my post concert feels but really? When I said I needed to watch something to help me cool off, I didn’t mean I wanted to be that cool. (As in cold as a corpse because yeah… After watching this video, I’m dead.) I think it’s probably a good thing I’ve got the rest of this week to stay home and do nothing because it’s going to take me pretty much the rest of forever to recover from this video.

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